Generation Y I Demand You Get Some Sleep
October 10th 2008 08:03
Hello Generation Y, this is God your monitoring authority speaking; please be seated.
As usual, I have been monitoring your progression through life and I have noticed a disturbing trend- you refuse to sleep. Now listen here, I didn't provide you with the capacity to sleep so that you could throw it in my face like some optional extra you don't need. I've decided that you do need sleep and as such, you will get it.
I don't want to hear about assignments that you need to finish (thought of starting earlier?) or this thing you call 'insomnia' (I programmed you with no such quality) impeding you, or some club you must visit (no building-destroying earthquakes are scheduled for tonight, come back at an earlier time tomorrow)- you will sleep.
Other generations have been more submissive, you are more rebellious but you have nothing to show for it.
Remember when you fell asleep at the wheel and crashed into that telegraph pole? I placed it there.
Remember when you fell asleep in class and as such failed to take notes? I made it do.
Oh and the grouchiness you exude towards your loved ones on the days that follow the nights you don't sleep? I make you do that, so you see, resistance is futile.
My plan is brilliant. My plan is unflawed. My plan is for your bodies to regenerate themselves while your eyes shut and I will not have a snotty little life form such as yourself telling my otherwise.
How do you get sleep? You establish sleep time- ideally 8 hours a day but if you’re really good, as an early Christmas present I'll accept 7. Then, you must have all work done before this time. Stop and restart the next day if you must but sleep time is SLEEP time, I programmed you with enough intelligence to understand that!
As for this 'insomnia' you claim -liars- do not damage yourselves with alcohol and sleeping tablets! I did not sculpt you so that you could modify my design, simply exhaust yourself through out the day so that you can't help but fall into unconsciousness the moment the clock signals it's your sleep time. I don't care how you do it, just drain yourselves completely. While you sleep I'll refuel you with energy.
See? Simple. Now go to bed!
That is all.
As usual, I have been monitoring your progression through life and I have noticed a disturbing trend- you refuse to sleep. Now listen here, I didn't provide you with the capacity to sleep so that you could throw it in my face like some optional extra you don't need. I've decided that you do need sleep and as such, you will get it.
I don't want to hear about assignments that you need to finish (thought of starting earlier?) or this thing you call 'insomnia' (I programmed you with no such quality) impeding you, or some club you must visit (no building-destroying earthquakes are scheduled for tonight, come back at an earlier time tomorrow)- you will sleep.
Other generations have been more submissive, you are more rebellious but you have nothing to show for it.
Remember when you fell asleep at the wheel and crashed into that telegraph pole? I placed it there.
Remember when you fell asleep in class and as such failed to take notes? I made it do.
Oh and the grouchiness you exude towards your loved ones on the days that follow the nights you don't sleep? I make you do that, so you see, resistance is futile.
My plan is brilliant. My plan is unflawed. My plan is for your bodies to regenerate themselves while your eyes shut and I will not have a snotty little life form such as yourself telling my otherwise.
How do you get sleep? You establish sleep time- ideally 8 hours a day but if you’re really good, as an early Christmas present I'll accept 7. Then, you must have all work done before this time. Stop and restart the next day if you must but sleep time is SLEEP time, I programmed you with enough intelligence to understand that!
As for this 'insomnia' you claim -liars- do not damage yourselves with alcohol and sleeping tablets! I did not sculpt you so that you could modify my design, simply exhaust yourself through out the day so that you can't help but fall into unconsciousness the moment the clock signals it's your sleep time. I don't care how you do it, just drain yourselves completely. While you sleep I'll refuel you with energy.
See? Simple. Now go to bed!
That is all.
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Comment by Techno
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Life's Good when you sleep well and regularly, it heals many wounds and bruises.
You know some of my buddies at UNI get a real buzz out of the all nighters for assignments, they love it and boast interminably.
Not for me, no sirree, I've got a job to go to as well.
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