Smells like celebrity
October 17th 2007 00:40
Just when you thought the world of marketing had finally reached its limits, Elizabeth Taylor did come along with her White Diamonds perfume and open the flood gates to the realm of designer celebrity scents. If you think it ends there I suggest you look away to hold onto your delusion because you're everyday practical deodorant -although not celebrity endorsed- has also jumped on the band wagon of smell saying something about you and brought out ranges to compliment your unique personality. I hope for you sake, dear reader you know that 'your scent' is mass manufactored and distributed internationally.
Now, because no male research rodent put his tail in the air to indicate they'd like to participate in this little fact finding expedition it looks like this is going to be a female dominated post... although considering that I am female, I suspect even if I had male participants this entry would still reek of femininity. But anyway let's move along! Does anyone know what "I s2 NY" is?
Yes, great reporter work my me here. Well I have no clue what the 's2" stands for but no matter, it's by female mass deodorant manufacturers Impulse so I think that pretty much clarifies what it does. What sets it apart from all the other run of the mill deodorisers? Why it's NY of course! If you want to feel like a true New Yorker or ooze super power chic, this is the highly flammable can for you. Yes, true, you could get the same amount of make you smell better chemicals for a lower price is a less glamourised bottle but who wants that? We all need high fashion deodorant!
Ah yes high fashion, but the enemy that is white deodorant marks threatens to destroy your classy wardrobe, oh save us! Look, it's Rexona Crystal to the rescue! White marks on black clothing? I think not. Okay this one is actually practical and more to do with keeping you looking rather then smelling good, so forget I ever mentioned it.
Interested in smelling like a famous person and thus channeling their famousness and living like them and being excessively happy ever after? Well Mariah Carey has just brought out M and Gwen Stefani has set out to make everyone smell like L so once a few other people step up to theplate fragrance bottle, we'll have the whole alphabet! In fact, why are you still sitting here reading this? Go and frolic, find a flower that smells nice, decide it'll smell better and be more practical mixed with garlic and throw in some honey for good measure- you'll start a revolution and make millions so go on, on your way!
Now, because no male research rodent put his tail in the air to indicate they'd like to participate in this little fact finding expedition it looks like this is going to be a female dominated post... although considering that I am female, I suspect even if I had male participants this entry would still reek of femininity. But anyway let's move along! Does anyone know what "I s2 NY" is?
Yes, great reporter work my me here. Well I have no clue what the 's2" stands for but no matter, it's by female mass deodorant manufacturers Impulse so I think that pretty much clarifies what it does. What sets it apart from all the other run of the mill deodorisers? Why it's NY of course! If you want to feel like a true New Yorker or ooze super power chic, this is the highly flammable can for you. Yes, true, you could get the same amount of make you smell better chemicals for a lower price is a less glamourised bottle but who wants that? We all need high fashion deodorant!
Ah yes high fashion, but the enemy that is white deodorant marks threatens to destroy your classy wardrobe, oh save us! Look, it's Rexona Crystal to the rescue! White marks on black clothing? I think not. Okay this one is actually practical and more to do with keeping you looking rather then smelling good, so forget I ever mentioned it.
Interested in smelling like a famous person and thus channeling their famousness and living like them and being excessively happy ever after? Well Mariah Carey has just brought out M and Gwen Stefani has set out to make everyone smell like L so once a few other people step up to the
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