Diet Wars- it's kill or be killed.
February 10th 2009 01:16
Have you heart of fruicians? If not, they're people that only eat fruit- kind of like extreme vegetarians. Why they're won't kill veggies but have no problem lopping down and gobbling fruit I'll never know, but the fact remains that these people are out there and they represent a growing number of break away dieters, who, (I predict) are plotting to take over the world with their cult rituals. Well of course they'll deny this when asked about it; they want to keep us in the dark so their offensive can take us by surprise. There’s no point in mounting an attack if you give your enemy plenty of warning and preparation time. Duh.
As with the fanatics of religious cults, some of these dieters originally ate according to some more relaxed dieting laws, but became disillusioned with the 'tainted' practices and sought to diet in a way that was 'pure'- like the Wahhab version of Islam. Er, Wahhabism being the literal interpretation of the Quran.
My prime example for this type of food restrictors are hardcore straightedge kids.
In a nutshell, the typical straightedger doesn't smoke, drink or take drugs. The hardecorers don't drink coffee or eat non-organic substances. The extremists go and assault people they see smoking or drinking with baseball bats and brass knuckles. I’m serious, it totally happened in Utah.
Ladies and gentlemen, its time the moderate dieters among us arm ourselves with knives, forks, alcohol and broccoli; our enemies are at the gates.
As with the fanatics of religious cults, some of these dieters originally ate according to some more relaxed dieting laws, but became disillusioned with the 'tainted' practices and sought to diet in a way that was 'pure'- like the Wahhab version of Islam. Er, Wahhabism being the literal interpretation of the Quran.
My prime example for this type of food restrictors are hardcore straightedge kids.
In a nutshell, the typical straightedger doesn't smoke, drink or take drugs. The hardecorers don't drink coffee or eat non-organic substances. The extremists go and assault people they see smoking or drinking with baseball bats and brass knuckles. I’m serious, it totally happened in Utah.
Ladies and gentlemen, its time the moderate dieters among us arm ourselves with knives, forks, alcohol and broccoli; our enemies are at the gates.
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Comment by Janet Collins
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Good post.
Comment by Wynona Lavota
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Thanks for dropping by.