Ways to avoid studying
November 15th 2007 07:06
Hello my lovelies, wo bist du? that'd be how are you for you non-German speakers. I am not doing too bad myself, considering that I just had the first of this round of exams yesterday. I thought I did well, but this morning it (unfortunately) occurred to me hat there was much more information I could have included in my answer for at least one of the questions. Bah! No matter, I have more exams in which I can redeem myself- if only I could d be bothered studying. which I can't so here's my list of ways to avoid studying.
take a bath or shower.
Okay well, I stole this from Flowers in the Attic by V.C. Andrews where the children do this to avoid paying any more attention tot eh fact that they are being starved but no matter, this can be a hygienic way to avoid your learning utensils.
Now you know how you can use tools for good or evil? Well how about wasting time online rather than looking up that dude you're studying for history? Oh please, don't act like you've never heard of wasting time online before- you probably invented it. Many a late night cram session I'm sure has bee reduced to nothing more than one big IM conversation that may have made you laugh and kept you up to date with the latest gossip but did nothing for your education as you know all too well. Still, seeing as I'm typing this up to avoid studying for an impending exam, I really shouldn't be talking.
What else, what else? Ah yes, outings! Clubbing, shopping, hardcoring; just get out there and flaps you limbs around but don't let me catch you with a highlighter in hand and word document on screen. enough sleep.
And what about sleep? Gotta love sleep and all its sleepy goodness.
Got something you should be doing? nah, forget about it. Head for the land of Nod in your 4-poster chariot and return never more. Commitments are overrated anyways. Now I'll have to stop myself here because I could write a book praising seep but I doubt any of you are too interested but suffice to say that as an insomniac, you don't miss the water 'til it's gone... by water I mean sleep, obviously.
Well my children, what are you sitting around here for? Go on get busy loitering! Go on, scoot!
take a bath or shower.
Okay well, I stole this from Flowers in the Attic by V.C. Andrews where the children do this to avoid paying any more attention tot eh fact that they are being starved but no matter, this can be a hygienic way to avoid your learning utensils.
Now you know how you can use tools for good or evil? Well how about wasting time online rather than looking up that dude you're studying for history? Oh please, don't act like you've never heard of wasting time online before- you probably invented it. Many a late night cram session I'm sure has bee reduced to nothing more than one big IM conversation that may have made you laugh and kept you up to date with the latest gossip but did nothing for your education as you know all too well. Still, seeing as I'm typing this up to avoid studying for an impending exam, I really shouldn't be talking.
What else, what else? Ah yes, outings! Clubbing, shopping, hardcoring; just get out there and flaps you limbs around but don't let me catch you with a highlighter in hand and word document on screen. enough sleep.
And what about sleep? Gotta love sleep and all its sleepy goodness.
Got something you should be doing? nah, forget about it. Head for the land of Nod in your 4-poster chariot and return never more. Commitments are overrated anyways. Now I'll have to stop myself here because I could write a book praising seep but I doubt any of you are too interested but suffice to say that as an insomniac, you don't miss the water 'til it's gone... by water I mean sleep, obviously.
Well my children, what are you sitting around here for? Go on get busy loitering! Go on, scoot!
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