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Generation Y Life - October 2008

Marketers Are Cornering Generation Y

October 29th 2008 13:04
When I need a little extra information to add to a post, I head for a search engine and type in my topic-specific key words. This brings up a number of results from various sources and differing stances on Generation Y. One thing that consistently pops up, are sites that offer ways to market to Generation Y. These sites are over-represented on my results page- they present a dissected views of us; what we like, what we don't what's trendy among us, what gets our attention, the list goes on! Well, they're web publishing will be their undoing, because I'm going to expose their view of us, I won’t allow us to become sitting ducks to these devious marketers.


This particular article tells managers that Generation Y is not used to failing due to 'abolished failing grades or lowered the standards for passing grades'. They suggest that we be 'mentored' (a fancy word for brain washed) and taught that 'we are not entitled to never-ending success'. I'm not trying to draw attention to the message they're trying to send, I'm aiming to highlight the fact that these bastards are banding together and sharing information about us and we'll be dead in the water if we don't also band together and do something about it. If we just sit around and let them keep doing this, we'll be helpless in the face of their marketing campaigns/ work demands/ social constraints. Damn it they're profiling us and we're sitting around twiddling our thumbs, oblivious to the situation!

Want more evidence?

The Marriott and Hilton Hotels are trying to draw us in my adding gym equipment to their list of offerings.



10 Strategies For Attracting Gen Y Employees Into Your Company.
You know you're screwed when your behaviour is easily condensed into 10 easy steps to get you hook, line and sinker.

The list could go on but I would indeed be here all night. Suffice to say the enemy has been toiling in the shadows and we can’t afford to be idle any longer.
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As some of my more frequent readers will know, I am currently looking at members of Generation Y who are taking the life into their own hands and blazing their own trail in their chosen fields. Today's feature has us focusing on Thom Hendry, a pop rock experimentalist from Adelaide whose avalanche of ideas are completely self-funded and designed to surprise people. Yes, he is in the middle of a turf war with the Dance Music Army, but rather than backing down, this one man and his guitar are standing their ground.

Our musical soldier has his sound factory set up within his home base. Nature provides little inspiration for him, he prefers to draw his arsenal from little life experiences and melodies and phrases that blend together to create the avalanche of surprising sounds mentioned above.

Once the sound waves are assembled, a testing ground must be found- a feat made difficult by the fact that most of the would-be fans gather in locations which are 'dominated by the dance music scene'. Still, locations are found and gigs are played. This is made possible largely through Generation Y's main tool for everything, the internet. As Hendry describes it, 'it is the one thing that has happened in the past 10 years that is helping bands get noticed'. And noticed he will be. If you'd kindly head over here , you can hear an array of dark and sexy guitar riffs the go well with something that's been missing from the music scene for far too long- a voice that conveys emotion!

But remember, I said Hendry is an experimental artist, so please don't think that's all he has to offer.

If you're looking for something slower but not blander, Hendry is still your man. If you're in need of vibes with tones of desperation, confusion and being uber cool, please do yourself a favour and check out Thom Hendry. Go on, I'll even stop typing so you're no longer preoccupied. See ya.



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The Ways In Which We Dump Each Other

October 25th 2008 06:45
Because I'm really scrapping the bottom of the barrel for topics to blog about, I'm going to look at a cross section of the ways we've said "it's over" to one another. Some of you have shown some real class and sensitivity and others of you are complete tools and I wouldn't come near you with a 10 foot pole.

It seems a lot of you insensitive twits have a thing for texting and IM-ing to your partners to let them know they're now officially single. Like what, you're too busy to meet up and tell them to their face? Or maybe the relationship never meant enough for you to give it that much attention. Or hell, maybe you're just so desensitised from all the violence you see on TV and in games that you can't see the emotional damage your chosen modus operandi might have. I say ‘might’ because if your partner is as uninvolved in the relationship as you are, it may not hurt them at all to know they're no longer yours and you're no longer theirs- they may not even notice.

Others among you are so socially retarded that you just disappear. No calls, no follow ups- you just go bye byes never to be heard form again. This leads to a toss up between knowing if you're not interested in seeing that person again or if you need a missing person report filed on your behalf. Well, chances are your ex doesn’t think you’re worth the paper work so they'll just take the former option.

But not all is lost, it seems some of you are in possession of common sense; you actually inform your soon to be ex that you do not wish to be in the relationship any more You let them know that you feel that the two of you do not have compatible personalities/goal/values and you wish that person a happy life but you do not feel it is a life you can share on such a level.

Now there, that wasn't so bloody hard! Keep this post in mind the next time you go reaching for your phone. Just because we live in the digital age is no reason for you flat-put stop showing a little human decency.
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Generation DIY: Published Authors

October 21st 2008 23:05
Today I begin a special series of reports that look at members of Generation Y who have taken their lives into their own hands. Rather than waiting for someone else to help them realise their goals, they've made things happen for themselves.

The debut feature of Generation DIY is a young published poet named Faye Sari whose debut collection of poems is entitled What Happens Tomorrow: Emotions Through Time and is available through www.lulu.com.
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The Vintage Revival

October 18th 2008 01:21
If you live in Australia and watch TV, you've probably encountered a pack of charlatans calling themselves the 'Westfield Style Council' telling you that this season the '50's are making a comeback. As far as I'm concerned, the 'style council' aren't worth what a pig could spit, but whoever's pulling their puppet strings seems to have got it right.

Among the more fashion-conscious of my peers I've noted a trend towards the way things were. More Gen Yers seem to be jumping onto my band wagon and embracing accessories and it's getting progressively easier for me to find unique pieces. It seems that I'm no longer the odd one out who likes to be a little dressy no matter what the occasion. I find this somewhat annoying really, because I'd gotten rather used to being the individual but no matter- these things do happen. Anyway, back to fashion


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Because I have nothing better to do, I've been paying attention to you; have you noticed that you change jobs more often than you change your socks?

No seriously, if you've been in a job for a month you have to crack open the champagne and celebrate because for you that's a Diamond Anniversary. And then you freak out and leave because you've never held down a job for any longer- and today is not a day for change


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All the following is from a book called Cutting by Steven Levenkron, it was published by Norton, in New York, 1998. I have absolutely no permission to reproduce any of the work but seeing as I've referenced it, I should be okay. And anyway, it's not like anyone from Norton reads my blog... *shifty eyes*

There are two types of cutters


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I posed a question to my peers; if you could change one thing about the world, what would it be? Here are the answers.

I wish that life was just a little easier
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Hello Generation Y, this is God your monitoring authority speaking; please be seated.

As usual, I have been monitoring your progression through life and I have noticed a disturbing trend- you refuse to sleep. Now listen here, I didn't provide you with the capacity to sleep so that you could throw it in my face like some optional extra you don't need. I've decided that you do need sleep and as such, you will get it


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Car Hoons The Lot Of You

October 8th 2008 09:09
Hey hey my pretty readers, nice to see you're back

In this entry we will be looking at car hoons, ready? Let's begin


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Is it just me, or are my titles getting evermore cruder? Well whatever, today we will be looking at the 'little epidemic' of Chlamydia that has erupted among our Generation Y compatriots.

Because I like to pretend to be a good journalist, we shall begin this walk down Infection Lane with a little bit of background so you (and I) won't need to pretend to know what I'm blogging about- we can be certain &#61514


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Rape Around The World

October 4th 2008 04:24
Sorry for the vulgarity of the title but it reflects the gist of this post i.e. it gets straight to the point. Furthermore, this entry is not about rape in general; I am looking at how Generation Y is growing up with rape. How many of us have been violated and how our various legal and social systems have reacted to it. This entry is meant to show you how your peers think about and deal with this issue.

We begin in Afghanistan where consensual and forced sexual encounters outside of marriage are both considered illegal sexual relations "because the Islamic rules say that it is". In Lashkar Gah prison, two thirds of its women prisoners are serving 20 year sentences because they were violated. Oh, how dare they! Away from the prison setting, even the women that stay home are not safe; 87% of females aged 7 years and older have been violently attacked in their own homes and half of these attacks are sexual. Furthermore, 60% of all marriages are forced, and once the marriage is performed you know a man is entitled to his conjugal rights. My information came from here
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Because I'm feeling social (there must be a full moon out), I've decided to post a range of activities my fellow members of Generation Penultimate Letter of the Alphabet may wish to revel in.

Firstly, Oktoberfest


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Ahh the motor vehicle- what a gorgeous, spectacular thing to own. Do we not all dream of laying claim to such an invention? Shockingly, the answer is no. While some of us (like our New Zealand brethren) have jumped at the chance to become car owners, others (such as our US variety Gen Yers) have shrugged off this purchase. Who drives what? What are their reasons and more, all in this explosive edition of Generation Y Life: Culture and Perspective!

We start with the traitors


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